Comic Con 2
Our mission? To find the very best and worst characters in the Big Apple!
![JESUS / MICHAEL BODNAR<br />
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What made you choose to be the superhero son of god? <br />
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"It found me." <br />
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Uh huh. When was the last time you sinned?<br />
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"I am the Messiah. Its about getting to a different level of consciousness". <br />
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Did jesus have those eyes? <br />
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"I had these for another costume, it seemed to add a little more."<br />
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Superpower?<br />
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"The capacity to forgive any regression."<br />
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Sounds progressive. How's it working with the girls?<br />
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"Its better than you could possibly imagine!"<br />
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They seek redemption? Sins forgiven?<br />
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"They want more than that. [laughs].<br />
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Result: Sure fire winner. Who wouldn't want to date the son of a God? The capacity to turn water into wine, to walk on water, to forgive you over and over? The ladies love it. Epic Success. 10/10!](https://photos.smugmug.com/Events/Comic-Con/i-73TLBpz/6/c365f42d/XL/IMG_4488-XL.jpg)
JESUS / MICHAEL BODNAR
What made you choose to be the superhero son of god?
"It found me."
Uh huh. When was the last time you sinned?
"I am the Messiah. Its about getting to a different level of consciousness".
Did jesus have those eyes?
"I had these for another costume, it seemed to add a little more."
Superpower?
"The capacity to forgive any regression."
Sounds progressive. How's it working with the girls?
"Its better than you could possibly imagine!"
They seek redemption? Sins forgiven?
"They want more than that. [laughs].
Result: Sure fire winner. Who wouldn't want to date the son of a God? The capacity to turn water into wine, to walk on water, to forgive you over and over? The ladies love it. Epic Success. 10/10!![Josh/ SPIDERMAN<br />
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We're assuming the girls like your cod piece action!<br />
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"I guess so? I got it from Australia! Spidey4fun.com. "<br />
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Have you found a female spiderwoman equivalent to eat you? [under breath] and your venom sac…<br />
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"Not here. Yet to be found"<br />
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Result? Total failure. Walking around in spandex showing your meat and vegetables for the whole world to see, leaves nothing for the imagination. (And with our meagre offerings we rely on women's vivid imagination.) 2/10](https://photos.smugmug.com/Events/Comic-Con/i-cSC3bSF/6/51ecddbe/XL/IMG_4431-XL.jpg)
Josh/ SPIDERMAN
We're assuming the girls like your cod piece action!
"I guess so? I got it from Australia! Spidey4fun.com. "
Have you found a female spiderwoman equivalent to eat you? [under breath] and your venom sac…
"Not here. Yet to be found"
Result? Total failure. Walking around in spandex showing your meat and vegetables for the whole world to see, leaves nothing for the imagination. (And with our meagre offerings we rely on women's vivid imagination.) 2/10![KITTY KITTY<br />
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Who the miaow are you?<br />
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[Growling] - MY Character! There is no other character of Kitty Kitty. This is the 25th year of Kitty Kitty. Hell Yeah! I've been doing every Con on the east coast for the last 25 years.<br />
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Respect. How does it work with the ladies?<br />
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"It surprisingly - for some reason - I don't know why - but the girls dig the cat. I don't know if its the fangs, or its cute and soft, or if I've got blue eyes - but the girls seem to like it. I find it frightening! They find it frightening! Guys find it frightening! [Roars at some girls nearby] HI!<br />
"See? The girls love it! I was afraid of me!" <br />
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Has kitty been neutered?<br />
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NOOOOOO!!!! No no no! No neutering, no spaying, no declaw - I got em all.<br />
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RESULT: Nothing like a big cat to attract some pussy… cat. Brilliant choice. 9/10 assuming no hairballs.](https://photos.smugmug.com/Events/Comic-Con/i-nv2Z7bJ/7/0f9c45e5/XL/IMG_4497-XL.jpg)
KITTY KITTY
Who the miaow are you?
[Growling] - MY Character! There is no other character of Kitty Kitty. This is the 25th year of Kitty Kitty. Hell Yeah! I've been doing every Con on the east coast for the last 25 years.
Respect. How does it work with the ladies?
"It surprisingly - for some reason - I don't know why - but the girls dig the cat. I don't know if its the fangs, or its cute and soft, or if I've got blue eyes - but the girls seem to like it. I find it frightening! They find it frightening! Guys find it frightening! [Roars at some girls nearby] HI!
"See? The girls love it! I was afraid of me!"
Has kitty been neutered?
NOOOOOO!!!! No no no! No neutering, no spaying, no declaw - I got em all.
RESULT: Nothing like a big cat to attract some pussy… cat. Brilliant choice. 9/10 assuming no hairballs.
Well, where did you think little Boba's came from?
