STAR WARS STORMTROOPER / NEAL JONES
What is your serial number?
[To be heard as a Standard Mexican Accent for a stormtrooper] "TD-6982."
Wow, you are a geek. Hows the costume working with the ladies?
"Oh si si, oh yah its amazing, they love it. Old ladies - from the first 3 movies generation - they love it.
Any requests to see your blaster?
"Oops, sorry, Your, ahem, 'Stormtrooper Rifle'"
"Ohh yeah, they love it, they love it. Mine is the biggest in the town of Mos Eisley."
Oh Dear. Taken any twilek prisoners?
"Not yet, I don't have that luck man."
Result: While women may love a woman in uniform, Mexican Stormtroopers cannot procreate.